Saturday, October 27, 2007

Another hectic week

Rushing around from Cat Empire all ages, down to melbourne for some "culture" and lots of sitting down concerts, then onto my first meeting for Sound Travellers and a kiddies swim party today.

I was hoping for a slow down after next week and keep on dreaming of holidays

It was fun seeing cabaret artist Meow Meow.

Joanne Kee
www.ceressolutions.com.au

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Silver shovels

Well, it was a work party in October? The Silver Shovel awards. I have to admit that I haven't seen alcohol that free flowing at a work function for quite some time. The house band was singing that night, and Fran whose team I work with is featuring in this track.

Joanne Kee
www.ceressolutions.com.au
www.placesandspaces.com.au

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Babylove, Buzz and catapults

Rabbit is based on the Alice story, re-interpreted into a playful dance/movement piece by Buzz Theatre from WA.

Very cute puppets, bunnies have lots of "aaah" value. Some great movement and use of props. Moves at a good pace, so entertaining for the whole family.

Currently performing at the Opera House. Image courtesy of Buzz website.

The other great way to spend some time was a visit to Carriageworks where I saw Babylove.

Actually an art installation, but with enough excitement to make it a viable ride.

These battery powered babies are fun.

We also saw Stalker playing around with their Catapults. Have a look at the video, it was fascinating watching David and Max, float and hover through the air. Sadly we didn't manage to catch the Erth "petting zoo", but hopefully there will be another chance during another holiday.




Joanne Kee
http://www.ceressolutions.com.au/
http://www.placesandspaces.com.au/

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Australian Citizenship test

The current Australian Government thinks we should have a citizen test, this one is a bit of a laugh and to top it off you can listen to "True Blue" while you are doing it.


2007 Australian Citizenship test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?

2. What is a 'bloody little beauty'?

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother...." ?
b) You're going home in the back of a..... ?
c) Fair crack of the.... ?

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?

19. Who would you like to crack on to?

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

22. What does 'sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para' mean?

Joanne Kee
www.ceressolutions.com.au
www.placesandspaces.com.au

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Brisbane and Barbie



Hi two really unrelated events, just spent a few days in Brisbane, hot days I might add. The kind when you don't really want to walk the streets.

That must pose a serious issue for the water shortage, which is dire up their, as one feels the need for more showers, as being sweaty is not really an attractive choice.

Back to Sydney for Barbie at Taronga Park Zoo. They have really hit on a formula, with the newest offering being the Island Princess, complete with cute animals that translate well to product.

We also saw some of the real animals.

Joanne Kee
http://www.ceressolutions.com.au/
http://www.placesandspaces.com.au/

Monday, October 01, 2007

School artshow, Electrofringe and more

So I won one of the silent auction prizes at my daugher's fundraiser. This year it was an art auction. Plus my daughter had over 6 artworks on display, costing $5 each. However after buying 3, we figured that we might well see the others return home to us at some stage. Good guess. I just hope we don't have to hang all of them on our walls!

Time just slips away and with my hellish months ahead, also thinking how to proceed with Women & Wealth. We are still in the design stages, though the site is live, it is not yet "finished" and we are still refining the design. However, I am thinking it is going to look good and thank god, we are getting to the end of that stage.

Spent the Saturday of the long weekend attending Electrofringe, a sound art/electronic music Festival in Newcastle. Very fringe in nature and content, but interesting to see different worlds.

Couldn't believe the number of burnt out disused buildings in Newcastle.

Train ride there and back was good for staring out the window and being amazed with how much music I have on my MP3 and how much longer the battery works than the old days with the walkman.

Next stop is the mountains of work involved in my numerous projects, which should be keeping me very busy.


Joanne Kee
www.ceressolutions.com.au
www.placesandspaces.com.au